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Three England players David Beckham, Frank Lampard and Michael Owen are trapped in the desert in a broken down landrover. Lampard decides that they must walk on to survive so he says,
“I will carry the water bottle with me so we can have a drink”. The other two say “good idea”.
Then Owen says “I’ll carry the roof so we can have shelter.” The other two agree and say “good idea”.
Finally, Beckham says, “OK, I will carry the door.” The other two look at him baffled and ask, “Why would you take that?”
Beckham replies, “So if we get hot we can wind the window down!”
“I will carry the water bottle with me so we can have a drink”. The other two say “good idea”.
Then Owen says “I’ll carry the roof so we can have shelter.” The other two agree and say “good idea”.
Finally, Beckham says, “OK, I will carry the door.” The other two look at him baffled and ask, “Why would you take that?”
Beckham replies, “So if we get hot we can wind the window down!”
