This will bring a smile to your face ;) - A Little Adult...

[Wiz]

The priest of a small Irish village was very fond of the ten chickens (plus
> >one cock rooster) he kept in a hen house behind the parish manse. One
> >Saturday night, the cock rooster was missing, and as that was the time the
> >priest suspected cock fights occurred in the village, he decided to say
> >something about it at church the next morning. At Mass, he asked the
> >congregation, "Has anyone got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No,
> >no," he said. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All
> >the women stood up. "No, no," he said. "That wasn't what I meant,
> >either. Has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the
> >women stood up. "No, no," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the
> >question: Has anybody here seen my cock?" All the choir boys stood
> >up. :Hit:

 

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nice one.... : multi :

 

[Welshboy Taffy]

top job m8 my missus didnt like it but she is irish

 

[leggoman]

yes very funny did not see that coming lol

 

[Zooropa]

Very good phil