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Paddy is on his final question for a million pounds with Chris Tarrant, he has only one life line left, phone a friend. ‘Which bird does not make a nest? A sparrow, B swallow, C blackbird, D cuckoo. So Paddy calls Murphy as he hasn’t a clue. Murphy answers ‘ Be Jesus it’s a cuckoo 100%. Paddy wins the million pounds. Afterwards Paddy rings Murphy ‘how the feck did you know that? Murphy says well Paddy you thick twat it lives in a fecking clock....
 
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