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The Tax office sends their auditor to a synagogue,The auditor is doing all the checks and turns to the Rabbi, and says, Noticed that you buy a lot of candles.
Yes answered the Rabbi.
Well,Rabbi what do you do with the candle drippings? he asked.
A good qustion,noted the Rabbi.We actually save them up and when we have enough,we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then,they send us a free box of candles.
Oh replied the auditor,somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.
So he thought he'd go on in his obnoxious way, Rabbi, what about these matzoh purchases?What do you do with the crumbs from the matzoh?
Ah,yes, replied the Rabbi calmly, we actually collect up all the crumbs from the matzoh and when we have enough,we send them in a box back to the manufacture and now and then,they send a whole box of matzoh balls.
Oh,, replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi,
Well Rabbi he went on,what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?.
Yes here to we do not waste,answered the Rabbi,
What we do is save up all the forskins, and when we have enough we send them to the Tax office,
and about once a year they send us a complete Dick. :toiletcla
Yes answered the Rabbi.
Well,Rabbi what do you do with the candle drippings? he asked.
A good qustion,noted the Rabbi.We actually save them up and when we have enough,we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then,they send us a free box of candles.
Oh replied the auditor,somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.
So he thought he'd go on in his obnoxious way, Rabbi, what about these matzoh purchases?What do you do with the crumbs from the matzoh?
Ah,yes, replied the Rabbi calmly, we actually collect up all the crumbs from the matzoh and when we have enough,we send them in a box back to the manufacture and now and then,they send a whole box of matzoh balls.
Oh,, replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi,
Well Rabbi he went on,what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?.
Yes here to we do not waste,answered the Rabbi,
What we do is save up all the forskins, and when we have enough we send them to the Tax office,
and about once a year they send us a complete Dick. :toiletcla
