BRIAN1956
DW Joke King
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked
for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives?
By following the simple advice I heard on the radio
yesterday, I have finally found inner peace.
A phone-in show was talking about the potential damage
to our health of the stress we have in our lives.
Dr Phil's procure way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished.
So, this morning I looked around my house to see all the
things I had started and hadn't finished and before leaving the
house,
Finished off a bottle of Merlot,
A bottle of White Zinfandel,
A bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream,
A bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin,
Some Jaffa cakes,
The remainder of an old Prozac prescription,
The rest of the cheesecake,
some Doritos and a box of chocolates,
You have no idea how bloody good I feel!!!!
The man is a genius!
Please pass this on to those people in your lives you
feel might be in need of inner peace!
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Shipwrecked;
A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted
island.
After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two
animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to
the lonely Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and... put his
arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful
woman the man had ever seen.
She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly
nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their
evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening...
red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night
of romance.
Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in
and, realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young
woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear,
'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?
for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives?
By following the simple advice I heard on the radio
yesterday, I have finally found inner peace.
A phone-in show was talking about the potential damage
to our health of the stress we have in our lives.
Dr Phil's procure way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished.
So, this morning I looked around my house to see all the
things I had started and hadn't finished and before leaving the
house,
Finished off a bottle of Merlot,
A bottle of White Zinfandel,
A bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream,
A bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin,
Some Jaffa cakes,
The remainder of an old Prozac prescription,
The rest of the cheesecake,
some Doritos and a box of chocolates,
You have no idea how bloody good I feel!!!!
The man is a genius!
Please pass this on to those people in your lives you
feel might be in need of inner peace!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shipwrecked;
A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted
island.
After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two
animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to
the lonely Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and... put his
arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful
woman the man had ever seen.
She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly
nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their
evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening...
red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night
of romance.
Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in
and, realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young
woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear,
'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?
