The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the U.S. published the results of the study, the French decided to conduct their own study. After spending $350,000 and three years, the French scientists concluded that the head of the penis was larger than the shaft to provide pleasure for women.
The Irish unsatisfied with the findings of the U.S. and French scientists decided to conduct their own study. After two weeks, a cost of roughly $76.27, and many pints of beer, they concluded that the head of the penis was larger than the shaft, to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself on the forehead.
After the U.S. published the results of the study, the French decided to conduct their own study. After spending $350,000 and three years, the French scientists concluded that the head of the penis was larger than the shaft to provide pleasure for women.
The Irish unsatisfied with the findings of the U.S. and French scientists decided to conduct their own study. After two weeks, a cost of roughly $76.27, and many pints of beer, they concluded that the head of the penis was larger than the shaft, to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself on the forehead.
