One Jar of Gas please

For sale True mushy peas and Heinz 57 beans farts in a jar or Calvin Klein underpants in a sealed polythene bag with authentic skid marks in the rear and certain stains in the y section. All from a totally English man. Offers accepted 👍😁
Bit of poetry to go with said item.

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A Fart is a bubble of compressed air,
Relives the body with elegant care,
Warms the bed on a frosty night,
And kills the germs without a fight.

I thank you and I'll get me coat.😂😂
 
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