Oldies Rule.

[nara]

 

[D 8 RCS]

I use an old WW2 fire watchers whistle.

 

[chookey]

A few months ago I had an Asian guy ring about Bitcoin investing. I'd had a number of calls previous so wasn't overly polite, especially knowing them to be scam calls.
Must have really angered this particular guy though as he kept ringing my number and cancelling the call. Also had a number of abusive text messages.

Made my day

 

[trevortron]

I never use my landline (who does these days?) I don't even know the number, so any calls that come in I know are marketing or more likely scam calls.
Answering "Herllo, Bingal Tiger, can I take your order please?" or "Gandu helpline, what can I do for you today?" usually results in a rapid hang-up!