Mainly about things that don't really help, but do distract and irritate me:-
Trip "computers" with enough processing power to handle simultanous moon landings. Assuming I've read (and can remember) how to work it,
apart from assisting me towards my next collision, what does it actually do?:err:
Electric windows, what was wrong with a handle? Reliable, precise, and you could feel for it without looking, or switching other things on (or off) in the process.
I've got an array of switches in my door armrest, 4 for windows, 2 for mirrors, and 2 for central locking. Find the right switch, then up or down? It makes sense if you look at it, but shouldn't I be looking where I'm going!:err:
Electric sunroofs, you test it before you buy the car. You test it before you sell the car. In the meantime, when tempted, you just look at the manual winding handle supplied with the car, mmm..... why do they give you that..... and leave it alone!
Over complex column stalks that control too many things, not necessarily in the right order........... Rev counters, a family car needs one?
Air conditioning/climate control, I only use mine when the windows don't work (for whatever reason), and then need to read the manual, or just fiddle with the controls to see what happens! I use a sat nav on occasion, when I want something to shout at, but don't really need it!:Biggrin2:
Engine management systems, that "think", they "might" push an extra molecule or two of something toxic into the atmosphere, so give an error code and just sit and sulk.
I bought a code reader, just in case. All very interesting, but the error codes guess at problems, sometimes in the management system itself, not the engine.
Have to wait and see, no problems yet. A lot of the troublesome excessive gubbins now sit under a dash which protrudes ever further inside the car,
no longer accessible from the ever decreasing bonnet, or scattered about wherever it can be fitted. Not design as I understand it.:Angryfire
Then we have passenger entertainment in various forms. Comfort is fine, but isn't part of the journey experience looking out of the window at the world?
Or conversation, read a book, or walk if you're not careful. Yes, I know young children need toys, but the adult toys just annoy me. A car is not a mobile disco,
a mobile office, or video game arcade, but it can be a dangerous weapon with a distracted driver.:Angryfire
Before anyone starts, I'm all for head restraints, safety belts and air bags, but if drivers could spend more time looking out through the windscreen, I think that might help as well. As for the environment, toys add weight, makes cars bigger outside, or smaller inside, and less economical. Increased engine efficiency is wasted supporting more toys, mainly for commercial turnover. Bigger cars, more congestion, more traffic jams, more stop start, more fuel wasted!
So, I've got my expensive car full of unnecessary gadgets, paid for insurance, road tax, fuel (and more tax) servicing and an MOT test, and I've got past speed bumps, limits, cameras and radar traps, pedestrian zones, traffic lights and any other obstruction they can invent.
I'm down to tractors and lorry convoys, but at least I've got all my toys to play with.:Angryfire
An en suite would be more useful, or are high tech commodes coming next! Perhaps air conditioning is the foundation.
This is what happens when I "get out more".:LOL:
Trip "computers" with enough processing power to handle simultanous moon landings. Assuming I've read (and can remember) how to work it,
apart from assisting me towards my next collision, what does it actually do?:err:
Electric windows, what was wrong with a handle? Reliable, precise, and you could feel for it without looking, or switching other things on (or off) in the process.
I've got an array of switches in my door armrest, 4 for windows, 2 for mirrors, and 2 for central locking. Find the right switch, then up or down? It makes sense if you look at it, but shouldn't I be looking where I'm going!:err:
Electric sunroofs, you test it before you buy the car. You test it before you sell the car. In the meantime, when tempted, you just look at the manual winding handle supplied with the car, mmm..... why do they give you that..... and leave it alone!
Over complex column stalks that control too many things, not necessarily in the right order........... Rev counters, a family car needs one?
Air conditioning/climate control, I only use mine when the windows don't work (for whatever reason), and then need to read the manual, or just fiddle with the controls to see what happens! I use a sat nav on occasion, when I want something to shout at, but don't really need it!:Biggrin2:
Engine management systems, that "think", they "might" push an extra molecule or two of something toxic into the atmosphere, so give an error code and just sit and sulk.
I bought a code reader, just in case. All very interesting, but the error codes guess at problems, sometimes in the management system itself, not the engine.
Have to wait and see, no problems yet. A lot of the troublesome excessive gubbins now sit under a dash which protrudes ever further inside the car,
no longer accessible from the ever decreasing bonnet, or scattered about wherever it can be fitted. Not design as I understand it.:Angryfire
Then we have passenger entertainment in various forms. Comfort is fine, but isn't part of the journey experience looking out of the window at the world?
Or conversation, read a book, or walk if you're not careful. Yes, I know young children need toys, but the adult toys just annoy me. A car is not a mobile disco,
a mobile office, or video game arcade, but it can be a dangerous weapon with a distracted driver.:Angryfire
Before anyone starts, I'm all for head restraints, safety belts and air bags, but if drivers could spend more time looking out through the windscreen, I think that might help as well. As for the environment, toys add weight, makes cars bigger outside, or smaller inside, and less economical. Increased engine efficiency is wasted supporting more toys, mainly for commercial turnover. Bigger cars, more congestion, more traffic jams, more stop start, more fuel wasted!
So, I've got my expensive car full of unnecessary gadgets, paid for insurance, road tax, fuel (and more tax) servicing and an MOT test, and I've got past speed bumps, limits, cameras and radar traps, pedestrian zones, traffic lights and any other obstruction they can invent.
I'm down to tractors and lorry convoys, but at least I've got all my toys to play with.:Angryfire
An en suite would be more useful, or are high tech commodes coming next! Perhaps air conditioning is the foundation.
This is what happens when I "get out more".:LOL:
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