mis understood

[Dutcho]

> > > > > > > > A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen
> > mask
> > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his
> face
> > > and
> > > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my
testicles
> > > > black?"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm
only
> > > here
> > > > to
> > > > > > > > > wash your face and hands."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles
black?"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to
> wash
> > > > your
> > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > and hands."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a
little
> > > > > > > > distraught
> > > > > > > > > so marched over to inquire what was wrong.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Being a nurse of long-standing, the sister was undaunted.
> She
> > > > > > > > whipped
> > > > > > > > > back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers,
moved
> > his
> > > > > > > > penis out
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas,
> > replaced
> > > > the
> > > > > > > > > bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked
again,
> > "Are
> > > > my
> > > > > > > > test
> > > > > > > > > results back?"!!!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > >
:Jester: