Men and women...
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
>much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
>never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
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>FOR EXAMPLE:
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>One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
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>Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel
>like it, I just want you to hold me."
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>I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
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>So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
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>"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
>to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
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>She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who
>I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
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>Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
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>The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
>her.
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>We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed
>department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
>different very expensive outfits.
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>She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them
>all.
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>She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a
>pair for each outfit."
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>We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
>diamond earrings.
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>Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave
>short of a shipwreck.
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>I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
>bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
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>I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
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>She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
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>Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
>dear, let's go to the cashier."
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>I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
>like it."
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>Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
>"WHAT?"
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>I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
>just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
>your shopping needs as a woman."
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>And just when she had this look like she wa s going to kill me, I added,
>"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
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>Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at least that bitch
>knows I'm smarter than her
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
>much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
>never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
>
>
>
>FOR EXAMPLE:
>
>
>
>One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
>
>
>
>Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel
>like it, I just want you to hold me."
>
>
>
>I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
>
>
>
>So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
>
>
>
>"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
>to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
>
>
>
>She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who
>I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
>
>
>
>Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
>
>
>
>The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
>her.
>
>
>
>We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed
>department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
>different very expensive outfits.
>
>
>
>She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them
>all.
>
>
>
>She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a
>pair for each outfit."
>
>
>
>We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
>diamond earrings.
>
>
>
>Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave
>short of a shipwreck.
>
>
>
>I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
>bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
>
>
>
>I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
>
>
>
>She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
>
>
>
>Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
>dear, let's go to the cashier."
>
>
>
>I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
>like it."
>
>
>
>Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
>"WHAT?"
>
>
>
>I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
>just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
>your shopping needs as a woman."
>
>
>
>And just when she had this look like she wa s going to kill me, I added,
>"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
>
>
>
>Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at least that bitch
>knows I'm smarter than her
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