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Male logic

chadda

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*MALE LOGIC*

This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply:

*Woman*: Do you drink beer?

*Man*: Yes

*Woman*: How many beers a day?

*Man*: Usually about three

*Woman*: How much do you pay per beer?

*Man*: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)

*Woman*: And how long have you been drinking?

*Man*: About 20 years, I suppose

*Woman*: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

*Man*: Correct

*Woman*: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

*Man*: Correct

*Woman*: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

*Man*: Do you drink beer?

*Woman*: No.

*Man*: Where is your airplane?