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Male logic

Discussion in 'Fun & Laughter Room' started by chadda, Jan 8, 2017.

  1. chadda

    chadda VIP Member


    This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply:

    *Woman*: Do you drink beer?

    *Man*: Yes

    *Woman*: How many beers a day?

    *Man*: Usually about three

    *Woman*: How much do you pay per beer?

    *Man*: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)

    *Woman*: And how long have you been drinking?

    *Man*: About 20 years, I suppose

    *Woman*: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

    *Man*: Correct

    *Woman*: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

    *Man*: Correct

    *Woman*: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

    *Man*: Do you drink beer?

    *Woman*: No.

    *Man*: Where is your airplane?

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