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DW Regular
Live on Radio
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> This got Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why!
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> Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
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> Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The
> DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called
> "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or
> seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or
> she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
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> The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone
> number) for verification. If their partner answers those name three
> questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game,
> however, several months ago made the Harbour City
> drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've
> heard yet.
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> Anyway, here's how it all went down:
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> DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
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> Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
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> DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you
> win. What is your name? First only please."
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> Contestant: "Brian."
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> DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
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> Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
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> DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
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> Brian: "Sara."
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> DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
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> Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
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> DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
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> Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
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> DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
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> Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
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> DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
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> Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
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> DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
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> Brian: "About 10 minutes."
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> DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that
> if a trip wasn't at stake."
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> Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
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> DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
> morning?
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> Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
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> DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
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> Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for
> a couple of weeks..."
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> DJ: "Uh huh..."
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> Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
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> DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
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> Brian: "On the kitchen table."
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> DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
> times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's
> work number and call her up. You listen to this."
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> [3 minutes of commercials follow]
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> DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?" (Touch
> tones.....ringing....)
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> Clerk: "Kinkos."
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> DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
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> Clerk: "This is she."
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> DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
> I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
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> Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
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> DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give
> any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate
> Match'?"
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> Sarah: "No."
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> DJ: "Good!"
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> Brian: (laughing)
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> Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
>
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> Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely
> honest."
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>
> DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your
> answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold
> Coast for 5 days on us.
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> Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
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> DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
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> Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
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> DJ: "What time?"
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> Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
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> DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
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> Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
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> DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
> manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from
> a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
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>
> Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
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> DJ: "Where did you have it?"
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> Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
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> Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
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> DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
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> Sarah: "Well..."
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> DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
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> Sarah: "Up the arse....."
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> After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"
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> And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing!
>
>
> This got Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why!
>
>
>
>
>
> Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
>
>
>
>
>
> Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The
> DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called
> "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or
> seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or
> she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
>
>
>
> The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone
> number) for verification. If their partner answers those name three
> questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game,
> however, several months ago made the Harbour City
> drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've
> heard yet.
>
>
>
>
>
> Anyway, here's how it all went down:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
>
>
> Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
>
>
> DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you
> win. What is your name? First only please."
>
>
> Contestant: "Brian."
>
>
> DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
>
>
> Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
>
>
> DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
>
>
> Brian: "Sara."
>
>
> DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
>
>
> Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
>
>
> DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
>
>
> Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
>
>
> DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
>
>
> Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
>
>
> DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
>
>
> Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
>
>
> DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
>
>
> Brian: "About 10 minutes."
>
>
> DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that
> if a trip wasn't at stake."
>
>
> Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
>
>
> DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
> morning?
>
>
> Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
>
>
> DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
>
>
> Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for
> a couple of weeks..."
>
>
> DJ: "Uh huh..."
>
>
> Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
>
>
> DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
>
>
> Brian: "On the kitchen table."
>
>
> DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
> times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's
> work number and call her up. You listen to this."
>
>
>
>
>
> [3 minutes of commercials follow]
>
>
> DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?" (Touch
> tones.....ringing....)
>
>
>
>
>
> Clerk: "Kinkos."
>
>
> DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
>
>
> Clerk: "This is she."
>
>
> DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
> I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
>
>
> Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
>
>
> DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give
> any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate
> Match'?"
>
>
> Sarah: "No."
>
>
> DJ: "Good!"
>
>
> Brian: (laughing)
>
>
> Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
>
>
> Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely
> honest."
>
>
> DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your
> answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold
> Coast for 5 days on us.
>
>
> Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
>
>
> DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
>
>
> Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
>
>
> DJ: "What time?"
>
>
> Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
>
>
> DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
>
>
> Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
>
>
> DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
> manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from
> a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
>
>
> Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
>
>
> DJ: "Where did you have it?"
>
>
> Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
>
>
> Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
>
>
> DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
>
>
> Sarah: "Well..."
>
>
> DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
>
>
> Sarah: "Up the arse....."
>
>
>
>
>
> After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"
>
>
>
>
>
> And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing!
