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Here are some jokes i received in an e-mail.
some of them are new and some of them are old....

Paddy's been arrested for punching his wife again.

The Judge asks; "Why do you keep beating her?

Paddy answers: "I think it's my weight advantage, longer arm reach and
superior footwork......."

Teacher asks "Billy, if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot 1, how many are left?"
Billy replies "None! The others would fly away"

Teacher: "The answer is 4, but i like the way you think!"
Billy replies: "I have a question for you Miss. There are 3 women eating ice cream cones, 1 licking, 1 biting and 1 sucking, which one is married?"

Teacher nervously answers: "The one Sucking?"

Billy replies "The answer is the one with the ring on, But i like the way you think!!

In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa!

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer!

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Hartlepool but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets!

Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil fromTesco. Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.