If Trump was Captain of The Titanic

[nara]

- There isn't any iceberg
- It’s a fake iceberg
- There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean
- The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon
- There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg
- We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly
- I knew from the beginning there was an iceberg, long before people called it an iceberg
- The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg
- We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats
- Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them
- We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors
- Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats
- I really don't think we need that many lifeboats
- We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats
- The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship
- Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg
- I'm an expert on icebergs I've got lots of friends who deal with icebergs, some of the best, really good nice people who know ice
- Summer will come and the iceberg will disappear, it will go away, like magic.

 

[sneaker]

Not enough repeats if you ask me.