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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted
to
concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
The wife replied with a grin on her face, "yep - in-laws."
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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything
to men.
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and
so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me; God made
me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper.
"Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the animal in
me."
"So what?" his wife shouted back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted
to
concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
The wife replied with a grin on her face, "yep - in-laws."
_________________________________________________________________
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything
to men.
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
_________________________________________________________________
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and
so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me; God made
me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
_________________________________________________________________
Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper.
"Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the animal in
me."
"So what?" his wife shouted back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"
