A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream, so he shouts,
"Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite an it could kill thee"
The man says: "Excuse me Sir, I am a muslim from Pakistan , can you be speaking clearer and slower please?
The farmer replies:
" if....you.... Use.... Two ....Hands....... You....Wont.... Spill ....Any"
"Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite an it could kill thee"
The man says: "Excuse me Sir, I am a muslim from Pakistan , can you be speaking clearer and slower please?
The farmer replies:
" if....you.... Use.... Two ....Hands....... You....Wont.... Spill ....Any"