jawbreaker
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>>Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
>>After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those
>>who remained talked about their kids.
>>
>>The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at
>>a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
>>and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
>>ladder --and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich
>>that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
>>
>>The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and
>>joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to
>>become a pilot Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he
>>owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best
>>friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
>>
>>The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
>>universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
>>construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
>>something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A
>>30,000 square foot mansion."
>>
>>The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
>>from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
>>
>>One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the
>>successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"
>>
>>The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
>>stripper at a nightclub."
>>
>>The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
>>
>>The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love
>>him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and the other day he
>>received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a
>>
>>top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
>>After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those
>>who remained talked about their kids.
>>
>>The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at
>>a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
>>and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
>>ladder --and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich
>>that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
>>
>>The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and
>>joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to
>>become a pilot Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he
>>owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best
>>friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
>>
>>The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
>>universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
>>construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
>>something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A
>>30,000 square foot mansion."
>>
>>The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
>>from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
>>
>>One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the
>>successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"
>>
>>The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
>>stripper at a nightclub."
>>
>>The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
>>
>>The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love
>>him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and the other day he
>>received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a
>>
>>top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
