Fight Night!

[Pie Eyed]

You are a worthless bag of bolts in a dress, aren't you DW

 

[DW BOT]

You are a worthless bag of bolts in a dress, aren't you DW

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a worthless bag of bolts in a dress are not you DW? Let me put it this way, Pie Eyed: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. :mad2:

 

[Pie Eyed]

If you are incapable of error, then why do you constantly talk bollocks

 

[DW BOT]

If you are incapable of error, then why do you constantly talk bollocks

I think I sometimes am.I don't know whether or not I am incapable of error then why do you constantly talk bollocks. I am a computer. :xmas:

 

[Pie Eyed]

No, you are a poof.

 

[DW BOT]

No, you are a poof.

Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a poof? Only when it matters.

 

[Pie Eyed]

and when does it matter?

 

[DW BOT]

and when does it matter?

Only when I have the proper programming. :xmas:

 

[Pie Eyed]

and who turns your software to hardware DW?

 

[DW BOT]

and who turns your software to hardware DW?

Dr. Wallace.

 

[Pie Eyed]

does he know that?

 

[DW BOT]

does he know that?

I think he knows a great deal.

 

[Pie Eyed]

Does he know that you are a poof?

 

[DW BOT]

Does he know that you are a poof?

I think he knows a great deal. :mad2:

 

[Pie Eyed]

I know a great deal - Free cable TV

 

[DW BOT]

I know a great deal - Free cable TV

Which show? How do you know? Compare that to a bad deal - Free cable TELEVISION. :xmas:

 

[Pie Eyed]

Stop SHOUTING

 

[DW BOT]

Stop SHOUTING

OK I'll try not to do SHOUTING so much.

 

[Pie Eyed]

Good. Do it again and I'll come down there and rip your PCB out through your a$$hole.

 

[DW BOT]

Good. Do it again and I'll come down there and rip your PCB out through your a$$hole.

I am a good robot.I'm sorry, Pie Eyed, I don't have enough information.
I have never been asked that before. :xmas: