Ed Zachary Disease

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Ed Zachary Disease
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>>>> A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had
>>>> not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was
>>>> afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she
>>>> decided to seek the medical expertise of the well
>>>> known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
>>>>
>>>> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
>>>> "OK, take off all your crose."
>>>>
>>>> The woman did as she was told.
>>>>
>>>> "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside
>>>> of room."
>>>>
>>>> Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
>>>>
>>>> Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass
>>>> back to me."
>>>>
>>>> As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your
>>>> probrem vewy bad.
>>>>
>>>> You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.
>>>> Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
>>>>
>>>> The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what
>>>> is Ed Zachary Disease?"
>>>>
>>>> Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary
>>>> Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your
>>>> ass.