A long time ago in a world of digital splendour there was a cable guy who modded a subbed box. Unfortunately he ordered some Front Row tickets to stop himself losing his down payment on a santa porno sheepy special that he and reddevil lusted after but he got caught dipping his christmas candle in Digidude's chocolate starfish full of monkey peanuts and little seamens sauce.
Richard Branson and zooropa grabbed huggi's 12 inch ear lobes and sucked one each until he started dribbling satisfied sheep juice over his toes while rat happily mopped mildew from between his bruised balls but strangely he was very aroused, gently stroking the short fat hairy chicken plucker beside him amongst his sex toys but suddenly digis wife was ebayed because she wouldnt pull reddevils hairy Aunt Marjorie's mince pies out of richard bransons tight dry reddish looking, sheepskin clad aberiginal treemonkey which had cunningly disguised herself as Carol thatcher, Kam71's lover,and brother seducing jungle-ist. had just eaten a ginge' minge impregnating Digidude with
a pacific walrus.
Meanwhile,(jeez this is boring) B3nnyb0y decided to cull sheep in his spare time, outdoing expectations, was awarded the coveted title of titles "super zonkonian loving tranvestite", fisting the air in delight Digidude shouted 'BOO YAA', full penetration thats got to have ringing bells clanking against his colon and his ginger furry honey monster friend who had just drunk twelve pints of white PVA glue ready to snowball with his balls stuck to the inside, backside, underside, Norman Whiteside, seasonal yuletide.
Later on JimmyQ had big head on his spot that exploded spectacularly without warning then splattered all over the forum. Mickie D tried country dancing across the pier at brighton beach where he slipped and hurt his mate Bronto who was stuck in a large mince pie where he also broke his surgical truss which meant he was in a bad way due to pipehose running over his legs whilst out on his motorbike and sidecar carrying Rat and Dutcho, the two masked avengers who liked nothing better doing wheelies. Two words sprang to mind as Narabdela and lone gunman broke out wind very sticky and where's my strap on. Those words were "Tubulidentata" and "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysili ogogogoch" obviously.
Cristmas fungus enveloped pinky's helmet, penatrating sheep was his sexual desire, he spread a virus which damaged the reindeer and his mother in-law, who he secretly wished would pluck a hedgehog with her sharp claws from his mates best bitta mutton which he could caress all over whilst down the pub.
All this was being shown live on satellite, Jeremy Beadle handled his pocket billiards game show which starred, with naked tin foil, the inimitable duo of Batman & Robin, dolly'n billy, Beat'em & Join'em,ultemecia and severus, red and Bo-peep, Mr & Mrs Digi,Tina & her parrot jaspa carrot, Uncle Tom Cobbley n'all.
Meanwhile, back in the real world. Three wise men with gifts came skipping merrily over Stamford Bridge. Suddenly there was a ghastly stench as Dutcho pulled alongside Red's Sock's worn by none other than Mustapha Phagg the notorious, one-eyed traffic warden, who liked a quick puff every time he finished penetrating the depths of humanity
As time went by narabdela had began to relieve reindeers of their arousal anxieties by giving them big willie warmers, large brandies, digis didgerido, including batteries which Scoot bought from a car-boot sale at Allroads sheep sanctuary.
Luckily, Bronto's laxatives, beer diuretics and Kam's sheep found there way into the 'Sun', 'the sport', digi's lunchbox was crammed, being 1cmsq x 6ft deep, it resembled a satisfied blow-up Santa Claus. Meanwhile, Tina's left nipple went rock bottom in the charts whilst her wooden leg accompanied Ringo Bingo caller, a sensuous exotic dancer from Neath, to the hypnotic beat of MrBlobby and banaramas xmas no1 hit 'the erectile snowsheep'.
Following recent events, environmental activists thedogsnuts and twobeercans chained themselves naked against a 1965 Ford Mustang-Fastback Shelby-GT350 windscreen wiper because they loved the feel of rubber across thier naked, honey glazed, shaven nutsacks as they gyrated vigourously, whilst simultaneously bumping and grinding to Shakin Stevens.
Most Aborigini's after catching a bus, stimulate sheep with boomerangs and coconuts dangling between there legs while standing playing with each others bits, and shout "HAPPY OR GAY? !". Well anyway, I'm neither welsh or jedi knight I'm pure Leeds United detester, aswell as a complete DW lover, my Wooky and Jar Jar Binks make love under the Christmas tree, look out.
Mrs Digi's vasectomy went horribly
Richard Branson and zooropa grabbed huggi's 12 inch ear lobes and sucked one each until he started dribbling satisfied sheep juice over his toes while rat happily mopped mildew from between his bruised balls but strangely he was very aroused, gently stroking the short fat hairy chicken plucker beside him amongst his sex toys but suddenly digis wife was ebayed because she wouldnt pull reddevils hairy Aunt Marjorie's mince pies out of richard bransons tight dry reddish looking, sheepskin clad aberiginal treemonkey which had cunningly disguised herself as Carol thatcher, Kam71's lover,and brother seducing jungle-ist. had just eaten a ginge' minge impregnating Digidude with
a pacific walrus.
Meanwhile,(jeez this is boring) B3nnyb0y decided to cull sheep in his spare time, outdoing expectations, was awarded the coveted title of titles "super zonkonian loving tranvestite", fisting the air in delight Digidude shouted 'BOO YAA', full penetration thats got to have ringing bells clanking against his colon and his ginger furry honey monster friend who had just drunk twelve pints of white PVA glue ready to snowball with his balls stuck to the inside, backside, underside, Norman Whiteside, seasonal yuletide.
Later on JimmyQ had big head on his spot that exploded spectacularly without warning then splattered all over the forum. Mickie D tried country dancing across the pier at brighton beach where he slipped and hurt his mate Bronto who was stuck in a large mince pie where he also broke his surgical truss which meant he was in a bad way due to pipehose running over his legs whilst out on his motorbike and sidecar carrying Rat and Dutcho, the two masked avengers who liked nothing better doing wheelies. Two words sprang to mind as Narabdela and lone gunman broke out wind very sticky and where's my strap on. Those words were "Tubulidentata" and "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysili ogogogoch" obviously.
Cristmas fungus enveloped pinky's helmet, penatrating sheep was his sexual desire, he spread a virus which damaged the reindeer and his mother in-law, who he secretly wished would pluck a hedgehog with her sharp claws from his mates best bitta mutton which he could caress all over whilst down the pub.
All this was being shown live on satellite, Jeremy Beadle handled his pocket billiards game show which starred, with naked tin foil, the inimitable duo of Batman & Robin, dolly'n billy, Beat'em & Join'em,ultemecia and severus, red and Bo-peep, Mr & Mrs Digi,Tina & her parrot jaspa carrot, Uncle Tom Cobbley n'all.
Meanwhile, back in the real world. Three wise men with gifts came skipping merrily over Stamford Bridge. Suddenly there was a ghastly stench as Dutcho pulled alongside Red's Sock's worn by none other than Mustapha Phagg the notorious, one-eyed traffic warden, who liked a quick puff every time he finished penetrating the depths of humanity
As time went by narabdela had began to relieve reindeers of their arousal anxieties by giving them big willie warmers, large brandies, digis didgerido, including batteries which Scoot bought from a car-boot sale at Allroads sheep sanctuary.
Luckily, Bronto's laxatives, beer diuretics and Kam's sheep found there way into the 'Sun', 'the sport', digi's lunchbox was crammed, being 1cmsq x 6ft deep, it resembled a satisfied blow-up Santa Claus. Meanwhile, Tina's left nipple went rock bottom in the charts whilst her wooden leg accompanied Ringo Bingo caller, a sensuous exotic dancer from Neath, to the hypnotic beat of MrBlobby and banaramas xmas no1 hit 'the erectile snowsheep'.
Following recent events, environmental activists thedogsnuts and twobeercans chained themselves naked against a 1965 Ford Mustang-Fastback Shelby-GT350 windscreen wiper because they loved the feel of rubber across thier naked, honey glazed, shaven nutsacks as they gyrated vigourously, whilst simultaneously bumping and grinding to Shakin Stevens.
Most Aborigini's after catching a bus, stimulate sheep with boomerangs and coconuts dangling between there legs while standing playing with each others bits, and shout "HAPPY OR GAY? !". Well anyway, I'm neither welsh or jedi knight I'm pure Leeds United detester, aswell as a complete DW lover, my Wooky and Jar Jar Binks make love under the Christmas tree, look out.
Mrs Digi's vasectomy went horribly
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