BRIAN1956
DW Joke King
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.
The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child.
So the jury asks the woman first.
She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and a part of me."
The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question.
The man replies,
"OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out,
now tell me who does the drink belong.
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 O’clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside...
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
“Shit!, that must be my husband!”
So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked.
He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
I’m your husband, you slut!!!
So the woman answers:
Oh, yeah?!!
And why were you fcuking running?!!
You son of a bitch!
The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child.
So the jury asks the woman first.
She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and a part of me."
The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question.
The man replies,
"OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out,
now tell me who does the drink belong.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 O’clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside...
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
“Shit!, that must be my husband!”
So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked.
He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
I’m your husband, you slut!!!
So the woman answers:
Oh, yeah?!!
And why were you fcuking running?!!
You son of a bitch!