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BRIAN1956

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#1
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.


The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child.

So the jury asks the woman first.

She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and a part of me."

The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question.

The man replies,

"OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out,

now tell me who does the drink belong.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 O’clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside...

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:

“Shit!, that must be my husband!”

So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked.

He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:

I’m your husband, you slut!!!

So the woman answers:

Oh, yeah?!!

And why were you fcuking running?!!

You son of a bitch!
 

allanj

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#5
Hey Brian you've quiet for a day or two. Have you been filling up your joke book?
 

BRIAN1956

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#6
Hey Brian you've quiet for a day or two. Have you been filling up your joke book?
Hi Alan,


I was away for a few days, on a short break with the missus.

That woman will have me in the poorhouse soon :Cheers:
 

allanj

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#9
I was going to sy "Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt" but I couldn't afford the t-shirt.