Corny 1 Liner Thread

That reminds me of a m8 who was one funny guy. I'm chatting one day to him in the pub on a Sunday, I says, "How's tricks ?" he says "I'm fine thanks but the wife's riddled with the flu", I says "Jesus she bad ?" he said, "Oh I, I've only had to carry her down stairs to make breakfast".

But he said it with no smile no nothing, still to this day I am unsure if he actually meant it or not