Corny 1 Liner Thread

[Redgun71]

 

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[dar1437]

 

[miggy]

 

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[dar1437]

 

[muskrat]

 

[avid]

Apparently when they buried the bloke who invented Tetris, all the graves disappeared in the cemetery…

 

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Nothing special, just a woman parking an Automatic!!..

 

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[dar1437]

 

[miggy]

My friend has just come back from his holiday in Florida, he said it was brilliant, cheap food etc, but it cost £1000 dollars to swim with Dolphins.

I said that's cheap, you want to try swimming with Sharks, it cost me an Arm and a Leg

 

[avid]

 

[dar1437]

 

[muskrat]

 

[miggy]

BREAKING NEWS
Funeral prices are going up,
and the undertakers are blaming it on the
cost of Living.