Corny 1 Liner Thread

[miggy]

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting

Whatever floats your boat young avid.

 

[avid]

Whatever floats your boat young avid.

I love a good tug

 

[miggy]

I love a good tug

Ermm you can wave goodbye to that. @HibbyDave may be able to assist there.

 

[trevortron]

I was at an unusual christening, the priest poured lager over the child's head instead of holy water.
Turns out the kid was Fostered.

 

[IANB]

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He sat up all night pondering if there really was a dog

 

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[Trabbs]

I cant sit in seats that are too soft. Its a deep seated aversion!

 

[trevortron]

I can't stand lifts*, in fact I take steps to avoid them.

* elevators

 

[Trabbs]

Never discuss infinity with a Mathematician. You'll never hear the end of it!

 

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[avid]

I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated

 

[Trabbs]

 

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[miggy]

Went to a party last night with health minister Chris Witty and Dick van Dyke, turned out it was a Shitty Witty Gang bang

 

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[miggy]

 

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[miggy]

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That's handy to know.

 

[avid]

That's handy to know.