Corny 1 Liner Thread
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It took a while.
What...to come to you
langland
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I deffo would have done that as a kid.
Given or received young Sir?.
Happy holidays
Eleven minutes can seem like forever...
A Police Officer was patrolling off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple
in a car, on Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. ;Puzzled by this unusual situation, the Officer walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?" The trooper asks: "What are you doing?” The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says:
"And, her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.”
Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night on Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening!
The copper asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."
The copper asks: "And her, what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
"She'll be 18 in 11 minutes!”
A Police Officer was patrolling off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple
in a car, on Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. ;Puzzled by this unusual situation, the Officer walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?" The trooper asks: "What are you doing?” The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says:
"And, her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.”
Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night on Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening!
The copper asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."
The copper asks: "And her, what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
"She'll be 18 in 11 minutes!”
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek-mentions "We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo."
"Aye, and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices."
"But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics."
"Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces."
Knowing that he's about to deliver the coup de grace, the Son of Athens points out with a note of finality:
"Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!"
"Aye! True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved."
Over a double latte, the Greek-mentions "We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo."
"Aye, and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices."
"But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics."
"Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces."
Knowing that he's about to deliver the coup de grace, the Son of Athens points out with a note of finality:
"Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!"
"Aye! True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved."
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