Corny 1 Liner Thread

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[Sandra51]

 

[joe516]

Dear Jeremy Kyle,

I am 16 years old and pregnant with my boyfriend, who is 20 years older than me. He Is married with 3 kids. He is a drug dealer, carries a gun and is just out of prison.

How do I tell my parents he's a Manchester United fan?

A fortune teller recently told me I would come into money.

Last night I shagged a fat tart called Penny

 

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[Sandra51]

 

[dar1437]

 

[miggy]

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Sounds like she needs a good servicing mate. Have you been neglecting her?. Shall I book her in?.

 

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[D 8 RCS]

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No, not until Edward Scissorhands has had his turn.

 

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[silverdale]

What do you call an Indian fella with one leg ?,



Balan-Singh

 

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