Corny 1 Liner Thread

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TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS



#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.



#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.



#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop really
annoying you.



#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots
that needs work.



#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that
down. I'll remember it.”



#6 - “On time” is when you get there.



#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.



#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for
ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.



#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.



#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.



#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.



#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age, and hope you never will.



And one more:



“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.

 

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