Corny 1 Liner Thread
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“When I was a child, my father cheated and didn't love our family.
Later, my parents divorced.
Soon after, my mother, who slept around, died in a car accident.
My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house.
The whole family lived on my grandma's savings.
My uncle is a paedophile.
Grandma also just died.
Dad, who talks to the trees, is now 74, had to go out to work to support the family, and he has cut me off without a penny because I married out.”
Prince Harry
Later, my parents divorced.
Soon after, my mother, who slept around, died in a car accident.
My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house.
The whole family lived on my grandma's savings.
My uncle is a paedophile.
Grandma also just died.
Dad, who talks to the trees, is now 74, had to go out to work to support the family, and he has cut me off without a penny because I married out.”
Prince Harry
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It’s fine mate it’s the vent valve just above the belly button that’s blocked. You can clear it with a toothpick.. That’s what I did
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