communication

[die5el]

Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting
naked in
a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed
his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
questioningly."
That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of
my
arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his
palm to
his
ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone .I
have a microchip in my hand."

The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he
decided
he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
and
went
to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging
from
his
Backside. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The
Irishman glanced around behind him and said ... "B-Jesus, will you
look at that,
I'm
getting a fax!!!!