might try a couple at work lol
unbelievable readin damage,
the soap round the pans , ive done it myself,
worked in a shunting sidings fer years with 45 blokes all tryin to out do each other,
my fav one was to send them all franklin mint ornaments,
or readers digest , once theyve got their claws into you they dont let go,
used to cost my m8 a small fotune sending the ornaments back, lmao
scoot the forgerer of siggys lol