Once upon a time Bronto and his elfish little friend Rat went shopping they bought suspenders and cheap sherry. Digidude's party was by invitation only. Tarts and Vicars and Little Bo Peep were the costumes, but only if you wear wellies filled with Jelly. They filled their pockets full of belly button fluff, stolen from a chav with lovely big mince pies. When all of a sudden the police arrived and squirted lots of negative Karma or maybe Korma over his enormous and delightful chin. An arresting moment could produce opportunities for seven dwarves to create a bath full of lubrication ready for snow white and the abominable snowman.
With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster
With temperatures falling, frozen testicles was how city looked with great passion fruit coulis and sweet mulled wine in a lobster