Chinese Proverbs.


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Jan 14, 2002
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Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chop stick go hungry.

Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

Woman aviator who fly upside down have crack up.

To meet girl in park, is good...To park meat in girl, is better.
yep certianly some good ones there gonna print it out put it up in the staff room