Seedy_r0m said:A neighbours dog used to sh*t in my garden.
I collected it in a cheap clear plastic back, knocked their door, and handed it to them saying, "I believe this is yours".
itd be more fun toput the bag on the doorstep, set it alight (just a little bit) ring the bell and run to somewhere you can watch.
whats the first thing people do when they see a tiny fire? STAMPOO lmfao