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1. Find an abandoned warehouse. There's some going cheap in Longbridge.
2. Make sure it has a phoneline, you only need one mind as answering calls wont be a priority.
3. Go to the local 6th form and get some engineering students to run the 'technical' side for you.
4. Advertise in the job centre for telephone staff, its best if they dont have any experience as that would conflict with the no training youre about to give them.
5. Buy some monkeys. Bonobos are best, they can handle every other part of the business for you.
6.Set up a business email address, leave your Bonobos to answer the emails. They probably wont be able to but that doesnt matter as your angry customers wont be able to get through on your one phone line anyway.
7. Insert your fingers firmly in whatever orifices the sun dont shine in and youre away!
This method has been tried and tested by Bulldog Communications (pamphlets are available on request)
Stupid focking company aint a focking clue how to keep my modem connected... Get it sorted bullshit.. or i will cancel
Anyone else had dealings with bullcrap broadband?? Whats your experiance??
2. Make sure it has a phoneline, you only need one mind as answering calls wont be a priority.
3. Go to the local 6th form and get some engineering students to run the 'technical' side for you.
4. Advertise in the job centre for telephone staff, its best if they dont have any experience as that would conflict with the no training youre about to give them.
5. Buy some monkeys. Bonobos are best, they can handle every other part of the business for you.
6.Set up a business email address, leave your Bonobos to answer the emails. They probably wont be able to but that doesnt matter as your angry customers wont be able to get through on your one phone line anyway.
7. Insert your fingers firmly in whatever orifices the sun dont shine in and youre away!
This method has been tried and tested by Bulldog Communications (pamphlets are available on request)
Stupid focking company aint a focking clue how to keep my modem connected... Get it sorted bullshit.. or i will cancel
Anyone else had dealings with bullcrap broadband?? Whats your experiance??