wasnotwasD
DW Regular
A young blonde woman had just written off her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was busy doing her nails when the police arrived.
"My God!" the policeman gasped, "Your car looks like Jimmy Shand’s accordion. Are you OK miss?"
"Yes officer, I'm just fine!" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the woman began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was..."
"Uh, Miss", the officer said, cutting her off. "There isn't a tree on this road for 20 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth".
"My God!" the policeman gasped, "Your car looks like Jimmy Shand’s accordion. Are you OK miss?"
"Yes officer, I'm just fine!" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the woman began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was..."
"Uh, Miss", the officer said, cutting her off. "There isn't a tree on this road for 20 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth".
