Almost married.

[trevortron]

Two blokes meet after not having seen each other for many many years. First bloke asks the second bloke, "How have things been going?"

The second bloke speaking very slowly tells the first guy,
"I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d."

The first bloke says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter any more."

The answer comes, " Y..e..s, I w..e...n..t t..o a
d..o..c..t..o..r a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e
t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k s..l.o..w..l..y I
w..i..l...l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r."



The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how


he was almost married.

"W..e..l..l, m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I
w..e..r..e s..i..t..t..i..n..g o..n h..e..r
p..o..r..c..h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s
s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c.k a..n..d
I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h...a..t w..h..e..n w..e
a...r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d, s..h..e c..o u l d
d...o t..h..a..t f..o...r m..e a..n..d s..h.e
t..h..r..e..w t..h...e r..i..n..g i..n m..y
f..a..c..e.."


"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend.

" W..e..l..l, I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y,
t...h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h.e
l...o..o..k..e..d a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h..e
w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h.i..s B..a..l..l..s"
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[morashid679]

Good one. Pmsl