A Kiss to Remember
A San Francisco cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the
driver won't stop staring at her in the rear view mirror. She asks him why he
is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want
to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1 You have to promise you are single and
#2 You must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic too!"
"OK", the nun says, "Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush. but when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, "I'm
married
and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween Party."
A San Francisco cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the
driver won't stop staring at her in the rear view mirror. She asks him why he
is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want
to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1 You have to promise you are single and
#2 You must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic too!"
"OK", the nun says, "Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush. but when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, "I'm
married
and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween Party."
