:Jester: A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend
when he's pulled over by the Police. The police officer
approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?"
Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving badly?"
"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It
was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me
suspicious"
when he's pulled over by the Police. The police officer
approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?"
Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving badly?"
"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It
was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me
suspicious"