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6 Double whiskeys

allanj

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Patrick walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double Jamesons."
The barman says, "Jesus Paddy! You must have had one hell of a day."
"To be sure, I just found out my oldest son is gay."
The next day, Patrick entered the bar again and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"
On the third day, Patrick came into the bar and ordered another six double Jamesons.
The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

Patrick downed the first drink, shook his head sadly and said "Yeah, my wife!"