any one been stuck in a lift

[dibbers]

after 10 years of using a lift....i got stuck in it tonight.....it came to a massive "clunk" and that was it.....lights out......nothing to press.....panick.....oh yes......20 minutes without a phone signal.....and nothing worked when i pressed it......had 8 cans of Kronenbourg and a mixed salad so i would have been OK for 4 to 6 days.....but fook me....the noise of it coming to a complete stand still freaked me the fook out.....it slowly......made it's way back to the ground floor and i still could not open the door until rescue came......jesus.......what next...!

 

[davelichfield]

Yes, I have been stuck in a lift, I used the emergency phone to report it and the control room said that they would call the lift engineer .................................. sure enough my phone rang within a couple of minutes!! LOL

Quite embarassing, they had to get another engineer to come let me out.

 

[hawkish]

Blimey dibbers scary stuff m8 hope your not too chlostrophobic

although there is always [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8"]someone worse off m8 [/ame]

 

[dibbers]

there is no phone......not in mine....not after the lights went out.....i mean jesus....you think they would say " OK, if the lift gets stuck leave the lights on" but not in mine.....complete darkness......i wish i had some toilet roll with me.....


bwhahhaha hawkish man

 

[carlos]

it aint as bad as that but i got in the lift once, it lifted bout 18 inches and that was it.

stood there like a tit,in a dark lift for bout 15 mins .

Started to flap a bit but someone came into the building in the end and alerted the caretaker of the building. thank fook. lol

 

[dibbers]

i flapped like a swan in labour.....lolool.......fuk me man, stairs for me

 

[speedy1234]

my experience in a lift stuck.I was 15 shit my self but was calmed down by a 25 yr old woman









she screamed like fook.i opend the door then i climed out on my own offerd to help her out. but will never get in 1 again EVER
ad rather walk up stairs lol

 

[dibbers]

if i had of been stuck in the lift with a woman 25 then that wud have been a dream......but all i had was a chicken salad....and 8 cans......

 

[daz2712]

Just looking through some of your other posts...Are you trying to fill the gap that Witchy left?

The poor mans Witchy with stupid inane posts!!!

Keep up the good work mate..stock laughing!

But as long as you think you are funny then keep going!!! LOL.

 

[dibbers]

awww no man.....i just been speaking to him......it's just me....me and me.....not filling any gaps.....we do miss him.....this is the truth though.....lift stuck...lol....funny now.....fuuny then...no...lol

 

[maca]

been stuck in one myself when i was about 14 it stopped between floors and the door kept opening and closing f"cking sh@t myself :FRIGHT:

 

[aftermath]

think i would have done half those cans in in 20 mins dibbers.

so you gonna use the stairs from now on ? lol

 

[Baaheeduk]

I was brought up in and lived in a multi storey (16 floors up) for 10 years during the 1970's early 80's so have been stuck in a lift many a time

It was a nightmare during the power cuts as we have to walk down all the stairs holding a candle to see where we were going!

 

[nara]

...had 8 cans of Kronenbourg and a mixed salad so i would have been OK for 4 to 6 days.....

Lol, I like a man who gets his priorities right.

Just looking through some of your other posts...Are you trying to fill the gap that Witchy left?

The poor mans Witchy with stupid inane posts!!!

Keep up the good work mate..stock laughing!

But as long as you think you are funny then keep going!!! LOL.

On the other hand, some people just get it so wrong. :grayno:

 

[edcase]

I got stuck in a lift in a hotel abroad - on the way down from the 4th floor, for some reason it just stopped on the way down between 2 floors, the door opened to present a brick wall.
Most scary bit was when they fixed it, it dropped about 1-2 feet (not much I know, but enough to scare the shite out of you lol).

 

[DodgyTech]

my experience in a lift stuck.I was 15 shit my self but was calmed down by a 25 yr old woman

ad rather walk up stairs lol

I take it she wasn't good looking imp:

 

[Messa]

Yes, things could be much worse lol ...........

snopes.com: Elevator Decapitation

Messa

 

[DodgyTech]

Yes, things could be much worse lol ...........

snopes.com: Elevator Decapitation

Messa

Final Destination stuff that

 

[Munkey]

I once got stuck about three steps up. I was there for days.

 

[Baaheeduk]

I once got stuck about three steps up. I was there for days.

Lol......Reminds me of a very funny Pheonix Nights sketch where the guy breaks down the door to see him stuck half way up the stairs in his chair and asks "Whats that smell?".......pmsl