Your wife :)

[Wiz]

Read the text before the photo guy's.

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.
> >
> > You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night.
> >
> > You hear her stumble into bed around 4.
> >
> > You wake up next morning and go outside to the family volvo, which
> > she > used> > last night.
> >
> > You are happy to see it all in one piece
> >
> > But, wait a minute...

 

[earwig999]

Those look like the markings of the rare bendmeoverthefrontofthecaralope!! What an amazing find.!! lol

 

[digidude]

lmao@ earwig