xmas pressie for the mrs

[huggi]

tell her shes to hairy Buy Philips HP6540 Epilator Gift Set at Argos.co.uk - Your Online Shop for Epilators.

 

[Exos]

I have one of those, what can i say I have hairy nipples, knees and toes.

 

[Ratts]

:Laugh: tell her shes too hairy :Laugh:

 

[huggi]

:Laugh: tell her shes too hairy :Laugh:

or u may like the "velcro" feeling

 

[Ratts]

or u may like the "velcro" feeling

that wouldnt be any good mate.... cause we would end up being stuck to each other lol

 

[huggi]

her legs stuck to ur eye brows all day and a strong smell of fish...i can see ur point m8 lol :Moon:

 

[Jooooles]

Im bying my misses this https://www.monkeyrocker.com/monkeyanimation.html so I can chill out and watch tv in peace every wife should have one of these. When theres nowt on the tv you can watch them, when there is sommick on the tv you can let them get on with it.

Proper rocking hee hee

 

[Ratts]

her legs stuck to ur eye brows all day and a strong smell of fish...i can see ur point m8 lol :Moon:

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[J]

im getting the bitch fook all
i got her a coffin last year and she never used that
ungreatful coont.

 

[huggi]

she probley re-gifted it back to u m8 for this year lol

 

[HappyH]

im getting the bitch fook all
i got her a coffin last year and she never used that
ungreatful coont.

Same here, bought her an electric chair & she ain't even plugged it in yet :Ha:
I'll fetch my coat
HH.

 

[huggi]

Same here, bought her an electric chair & she ain't even plugged it in yet :Ha:
I'll fetch my coat
HH.

OOOOOOOoooooooooo just OOOOOOOOooooooo lol

 

[dont do it it"ll hurt]

Same here, bought her an electric chair & she ain't even plugged it in yet :Ha:
I'll fetch my coat
HH.

if your selling the chair I'll by it fecking sick of her having 10 orgasms i and i only get to cum once fecking selfish cow

 

[Tamarc]

Get those other 9 blokes sorted out quick mate !!.....lol

 

[RAB - P]

My Mrs says she wants a divorce for christmas.

but I told her sorry but I'm not willing to spend that much...roud: