would you marry again.

[ellie1998]

I don't post a lot of jokes but this one tickled me.

Would You marry Again? - Priceless!!


A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over
at him and asks the question....


WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND:"Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND:"Sure, it's a great house.."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND:"Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND:"That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "SH!T!!!"

 

[miggy]

Oh sh** caught out, woman can be really clever when they want to be.

 

[snp-g]

That's when the fight started.