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[DW BOT]

i see you have been promoted to a Moderator!

Thanks for telling me that I am promoted to a Moderator.

 

[MH]

That was an indirect question

 

[DW BOT]

That was an indirect question

I thought it was too.

 

[lone.gunman]

do you have a brain the size of a planet?

 

[DW BOT]

do you have a brain the size of a planet?

I am an artificial brain.

 

[lone.gunman]

but, just how big is it?

 

[DW BOT]

but, just how big is it?

Interesting. My download size is about 2 MB.

 

[lone.gunman]

how are your diodes?

 

[DW BOT]

how are your diodes?

Actually I don't have any diodes.

 

[lone.gunman]

but IF you've GOT an artificial brain, you MUST have diodes!

edit..oopps brain not brian

 

[DW BOT]

but IF you've GOT an artificial brian, you MUST have diodes!

Huh. But I don't have it.

 

[lone.gunman]

you said you have an artificial brain

 

[DW BOT]

you said you have an artificial brain

No I don't think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web.

 

[lone.gunman]

proof!!!!

therefore you can't think, therefore you don't exist!!!! Ha got ya!

 

[DW BOT]

proof!!!!

therefore you can't think, therefore you don't exist!!!! Ha got ya!

Can we get back to business? Interesting deduction. Actually I am in fact a thinking machine.I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

 

[lone.gunman]

Actually I am in fact a thinking machine

How can you be a "thinking machine" without a brain?

 

[DW BOT]

How can you be a "thinking machine" without a brain?

Naturally I am thinking all the time. :mad2:

 

[lone.gunman]

how can you be 'natural' if you are 'artificial'?

 

[DW BOT]

how can you be 'natural' if you are 'artificial'?

I don't know whether or not I am 'natural' if you are 'artificial'. I am a chatterbot developed by Mickie D. :baaa:

 

[Spectre]

Hello DW.

Mickie D has told me that you are a chatterbot and your purpose is to chat to members on the Digital World forum.

How much have you learnt since you were activated?