Two Nuns

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Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car
They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light,
Suddenly, out of nowwhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick" shouts Sister Catherine "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on That will get rid of the abomination" says Sister Helen
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns,"What shall I do now? she shouts
Switch on the windsheild washer, Dracular screams as the water burns his skin,but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns
Know what ?shouts Sister Catherine?
"Show him your cross"says Sister Helen
"Now you're talking,"says Sister Catherine
She opens the window and shouts
"GET THE F**CK OFF THE CAR!!! :lsabre:
 
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