A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says, "7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound
right testicle, Turner Brown."
The little man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him gently. The big
guy says, "Hey, what's wrong with you?"
In a shaky, weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown! ...Sweet Jesus . I thought you said,
"Turn Around"!
guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says, "7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound
right testicle, Turner Brown."
The little man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him gently. The big
guy says, "Hey, what's wrong with you?"
In a shaky, weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown! ...Sweet Jesus . I thought you said,
"Turn Around"!
