THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR

[allanj]

A university lecturer reminds her students of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-@rse bloke in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter.
When silence is restored, the lecturer smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

 

[Erbs]

Brilliant!!!!!

How small would he of felt

 

[DirkyDanglar]

Well if he thinks its worth a smart response for the amusement of the class then he should have nothing to complain about when her reply to him leaves him with nothing to say.
I did Laugh, glad it was not me.

DD