The Rabbit

[reggie124]

A man is driving along a highway and sees a
rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal
lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has
become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the
rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A
Blonde driving down the highway sees the man
crying on the side of the road and pulls over. He
steps out of the car and asks the man what's
wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this
rabbit and killed it."

The Blonde says, "Don't worry." Then goes to his car
and pulls out a spray can. He walks over to the
limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the
contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of
them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away
the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and
waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again, until
he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He turns to the Blonde and
demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray
on that rabbit?"

The Blonde turns the can around so that the man
can read the label.

It says...


(Are you ready for this?)




(Are you sure?)





(This is bad!)





(You know you could just click off and not read the
punch line)





(You know you're going be sorry)




(Last chance)





(OK, here it is)






It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair,
adds permanent wave."

(Don't say I didn't warn you!)